This conversation was had while I was pushing the wee lad on a tire swing at the park.
Me: "Hey! You bonked my baby with the tire swing."
Boy: "Did you swallow your baby?"
Me: "No but it does look like I did, huh!"
Boy: "How did it get in there?"
Me: "Magic!" (It's always wierd to have this conversation with someone else's kid. You just never want to muddle in someone else's parenting approach!)
Boy: "How will you get the baby out?"
Me: "I'm going to push real hard."
Boy: *Giggle* "No!!"
Me: "OK, you tell me how I'm going to get the baby out then."
Boy: "You go to the hospital. They're going to make a boo boo in your stomach, then let some blood out, then the baby will come out, then they put a biiiiiiiiiig band-aid on it. But it won't hurt. Well.......it will hurt a little bit."
Is it just me or does it sound like this 3-year old has been taking C-Section Prep Classes at INOVA Alexandria?
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
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3 comments:
Was that Brodie?!
-Sam
Um, ya. Of course!
I could tell by the number of questions :)
-S
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