This morning I woke up, pee'd, and check my self out in the mirror. It appeared to be a fairly flat belly moment. If I'm having a flat belly moment at all it's always in the morning just after a pee. And then, for some reason, my mind twisted my flat belly moment in to a possible flat belly day. Just then - my flat belly convinced my mind that it could fit in to some of my nonpregnancy jeans with the use of a bella band instead of wearing one of my several pairs of maternity pants. So I stuffed and stuffed and stuffed my not so flat ass and thighs in to a pair of my nonpregnancy jeans. Then I sealed the situation shut with my bella band. In just 10 minutes, by the time I got in to the car and pulled up to the first stop light, my now not so flat belly was attempting to escape the jeans. Thank you gravity. I now have a muffin top.
I've been sitting at my computer for 26 minutes and I'm starting to feel increasingly more uncomfortable by the second. I think I need to make arrangements to go home and change. I don't know that I can do this for much longer. Not only do I feel uncomfortable I'm sure I look ridiculous. Plus, I feel like a terrible parent. My little kumquat has to be in there screaming, "Help! Need. Room. To. Swim."
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I did that awhile back and I ended up going to the athletic office at our school and buying a $50.00 sweatsit because I was so uncomfortable. IT sucks cuz you feel great in the morning and by 10am you are popping out.
I hope you alleviated your situation, but I have to say, I was cracking up while reading this.
My thought was, dude, my body tricks me all the time that way and it's just bloating. Your body, well, it's not just your body right now. You've gotta make room for 2! :)
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